Bring the bar into your own home.
This set of ten Guinness beer mats and a Guinness bar towel will show your friends your serious about Guinness… As an added bonus you can simply lay them out on a table at parties and you'll be able to lure the opposite sex by making them think you're the bar. Then it's up to you to use your charisma to seal the deal! Or failing that drown your sorrows.
Now all you have to do is figure out how to pour the perfect pint!